The new “Cosmic Ruckus” news app!

Are you tired of switching back and forth between news apps to get all the breaking storiess from all over the cosmos? Are numerous news apps hogging up your device’s memory and speed? Anyone looking for an easy-to-use news app that makes life more convenient will find the new Cosmic Ruckus news app the best new thing since the Hubble telescope!
Now, you can surf through all the latest news from all over the galaxy and beyond by using the Cosmic Ruckus app. This app gathers feeds from all major news outlets in the Blobadon region of the universe, which covers the Milky Way galaxy.

All you have to do is download the app and select your favorite feeds from all around space and start reading news stories as they are transmitted instantly from all over the time-space continuum.

Getting news from across the cosmos has never been easier. Whether you’re trying to keep up with the latest stock prices of black matter, following the political news of the Earth elections, or simply in need of the weekend black hole forecast for your upcoming road trip the Cosmic Ruckus app is perfect for all your comic news needs.