I won’t bore you with the same old stuff about the elections you’ve had to hear about the last several months. Instead, I’ll let me good friend Pablo do it. He’s one of the cooler Earthicans I’ve met since landing here. He watched the Democratic debates and whipped up a quick article for your guys to check out.
Take the time to educate yourself on the elections and the candidates. These things are important to your duty as a free citizen in your particular quadrant of the planet.
Regardless of whether you’re into politics, I can assure you that even as an extra terrestrial that has seen some pretty insane things lurking in the cosmos, I’ve never witnessed such a bizarre election on both sides of the aisle. It’s an interesting circus guaranteed to entertain people of all ages. It gets awkward.
Cosmic Ruckus 